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退休工人老赵（赵本山饰）相中了一个胖女人，令他尴尬的是，胖女人与他初次见面就提出要5万块钱作为婚礼的费用，老赵只能咬着牙答应了。徒弟小傅给他出了个主意，让他利用厂区后面的一个旧公共汽车车厢，使它成为那些恋爱男女约会的场所，并起名为“幸福时光小屋”。 一天老赵到胖女人家见到胖女人前夫留下的盲女孩（董洁饰），胖女人嫌弃她，要老赵将盲女孩安排在“幸福时光小屋”工作。事有不巧，当老赵带盲女“上班”时，旧车厢已被吊在空中。胖女人家已没盲女的容身之地，老赵只好带盲女回家。为帮盲女恢复生活的信心，老赵和众工友将这个啼笑皆非却又感人的骗局小心翼翼地继续下去，一班退休同事假扮成前来按摩的顾客……。科学家楚枫无意间获得了化作陨石落下的“金乌令”，为探究其起源，楚枫创造了超级电脑“启源”，在启源的帮助下，楚枫得知金乌令竟来自一个叫做武魂大陆的神秘世界，而楚枫也无意间激发金乌令的力量被传送到武魂大陆。在武魂大陆中，楚枫解救了苏氏三小姐苏曼青，却也因此与南宫、陆氏两族结怨。为此，楚枫一面迅速熟悉武魂大陆的武学，一面处处提防南宫家族的算计，度过了一次又一次的危机。但渐渐地，楚枫身怀金乌令的秘密被苏氏族长苏雨薇等人得知，引来各方势力的觊觎。在一次绝处逢生后，楚枫从苏曼青身上的金乌令中知晓“金乌九令”的神秘预言，而随着楚枫对金乌令的深入调查，幕后的黑手也逐渐露出水面，一个事关武魂大陆存亡的秘密正在被揭晓……。A romantic and funny love story with a tragic end. In Paris a young Hungarian artist (Monpti) and a girl (Anne-Claire) meet and fall in love. But just when she is prepared to give herself to him she finds a pair of lady's pants in his room. He is perfectly innocent but the reason why the pants are there is as humouristic as incredible. So when he tells the truth she gets very angry though she was prepared to "forgive" his "side step". Another pattern is much more serious. Anne-Claire fears that Monpti would have no interest in her if she told that she is a nobody. So she builds up a story of being a rich girl with a private chauffeur. She even takes Monpti to a family church funeral and points out all her relatives, even telling which ones are not on speaking terms. When he finally exposes her lies a violent explosion results. She runs away in despair and is overrun by a car. At the hospital their love returns. But she will die after a few days. - In the background of many scenes we have seen the couple who overrun Anne-Claire, and their shallow emotions were recurrently contrasted with the genuine love of the young couple.。